Jarred tomato sauce (we will not be using my mother's perfect tomato sauce recipe for these tiny pizzas)
Old tortillas (or new ones I guess)
Mozzarella and parmesan cheese
Baby spinach (because you bought it and now you have to trick yourself into eating it)
Basil that you grew on your windowsill but is slowly dying so you'd better eat it firstStep One: Spread hummus and tomato sauce on your tortillas, and put them on your silpat or parchment paper, on your cookie sheet or relevant pan. Step Two: Chop up some tomatoes that you are pretty sure are yours and throw them on top. Step Three: Chop up your spinach and basil and throw it on top of the tomatoes. Step Four: Throw a ton of cheese on top Step Five: Remember that you didn't preheat the oven. Preheat it to 350 degrees because that's what you've been setting the oven to your entire life and you see no reason to change now. Step Six: Wait until it's preheated and then hear it beep from the other room and remember that you'd decided to cook something, run back to the kitchen, and throw the cheese-covered mounds of ingredients into the oven. Step Seven: Take them out and realize that cheese gets much smaller when melted. Add way more cheese and stick them back in. Step Eight: Eat both of them, alone in bed, and fall asleep.